Today is the last day of Rhetoric 103B with David Bates. Today is the last day of Education 40AC with Ingrid Seyer-Ochi. Today is the last day of English 243N with Thomas Farber. I have one class left after today, and its last meeting is tomorrow–Comparative Lit 100 with Davy Walter.
This semester passed way too fast.
Having seen the E98 story previously posted here, you might be thinking to yourselves—is this all Flak has written in the last four months? It’s goofy and it’s not even that good! Fear not, dear my few readers, for I have been more productive than Dreams of the Quill will have you believe. Granted, I have been writing far less than I should like to, weekly Rhetoric essays aside, but three short stories is two more than one short story—for an increase in apparent productivity of 200%!
“But Flak,” you might argue, “I don’t see these two extra short stories of which you speak.”