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Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius on Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:06 am

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius » Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:06 am

Once upon a time, though not so long ago, and actually so very recent that it may very well be happening at this very moment, there lived a young man named Flak. You are now aware that Flak starts and ends with the same letters as firetruck, flick, and maybe some other words.

Happy Flakday!

It's not often that time-looped paradoxical Internet humans have birthdays. In fact, they only have them one day every year. And today was just such a day. The stars were right, as were the planets. Specifically Earth. And Sol. Luna tried her best to cooperate, but lets be honest it would still be today even if she were long gone.

(We are talking about Luna as in the embodiment of the Moon, not some pony thing. Freaking nerds, go outside. The show isn't even that good anymore.)

Flak was prepared for this momentous occasion, and had invited all of his dearest friends. He knew many of them had demanding schedules, but still hoped they could make it. Gojira was unable to attend, being busy saving Flak's own home state from some giant bug monsters, and also apparently being some kind of messianic figure(?), but had sent Flak a new pair of Running Shoes as a gift a few days prior. The Clerk of the Night couldn't make it, since that whole plot line with him being Clericus Noctis hasn't been resolved yet (will it ever? Maybe). The Loli wasn't invited because eww, and also it hasn't really been established if Flak knows the whole deal with that mess yet. Frankly, chronology has never been this universe's strong suite.

As it turned out, no one could make it to Flak's birthday party. But this was just according to keikaku, because Flak didn't feel like sharing his cake and orange soda anyways.

When his dad attempted to come by with a present later in the day, Flak pretended he wasn't home.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Flak on Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:54 am

Unread postby Flak » Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:54 am

<3
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby TheNewHorde on Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:36 pm

Unread postby TheNewHorde » Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:36 pm

a late happy birthday.

sorry, i'm not sure what to say. hi to you all too i suppose.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Flak on Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:39 pm

Unread postby Flak » Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:39 pm

Thank you TNH :)
hi to you as well!
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby TheNewHorde on Sat Jun 28, 2014 7:56 am

Unread postby TheNewHorde » Sat Jun 28, 2014 7:56 am

btw, is it just me or is DotQ completely stagnant. it's like playing a Civilization 5 game but not having enough resources to fund your villager growth and just enough to prevent starvation with no production value to keep the city moving.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius on Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:05 am

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:05 am

Flak is busy and I'm mostly reactionary, so yeah the forum is going to be slow.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Flak on Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:38 pm

Unread postby Flak » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:38 pm

I post when other people post, usually. It's just, recently, "other people posting" has been Alar and KCG talking about "jerbs" and I don't know what those are because I'm a derrty Berkerley herppie.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius on Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:48 pm

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:48 pm

Don't you have several jobs? Or are self-employed or something? You can talk about your 1s an 0s and beep boops I won't be offended.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Flak on Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:13 pm

Unread postby Flak » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:13 pm

Soon my game development company will have its name officialized and its partnership agreement notarized and its intellectual property registered and then I can tell you all about what I've been up to.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius on Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:46 am

Unread postby KingCrazyGenius » Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:46 am

He's making a game y'all.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Saurus on Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:02 pm

Unread postby Saurus » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:02 pm

Is this true, Flak? KCG says you're making games. Are you? Are you making games? Is the making of games something that you are doing or will be doing in any point in the future?

Also, Happy Birthday! You can choose to consider it over a month late, or to be almost eleven months in advance, whichever you find most pleasing.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Flak on Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:58 pm

Unread postby Flak » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:58 pm

I'm making a game, yes. :P

Hhaha, thanks Saurus :)
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Alar on Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:20 pm

Unread postby Alar » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:20 pm

HEPPEH BARUTHODAE, FLAK-CHUN! :alar:
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Flak on Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:50 pm

Unread postby Flak » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:50 pm

Dude, Saurus being late makes sense. You???? :alar:
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby TheNewHorde on Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:45 am

Unread postby TheNewHorde » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:45 am

those miracle moments where TNH said it before Alar.
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Re: Happy Birthday Flak!

Unread postby Flak on Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:19 am

Unread postby Flak » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:19 am

:)
You're great, TNH!
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