Latest posts from “Dreams of the Quill Forums” board. http://dotq.org/forum/index.php Mon, 20 May 2013 00:42:46 -0500 Alar Thu, 23 May 2013 04:04:02 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38676#p38676 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38676#p38676 Alar Thu, 23 May 2013 03:56:10 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38675#p38675 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38675#p38675
tl;dr: Alar is racist against human-ish pony-people.]]> KingCrazyGenius Thu, 23 May 2013 02:35:53 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38674#p38674 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38674#p38674
I mean I'll still do Amazing Adventures if that's what is prompted, but you know.]]> KingCrazyGenius Wed, 22 May 2013 02:50:22 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38673#p38673 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38673#p38673 Flak Wed, 22 May 2013 02:41:47 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38672#p38672 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38672#p38672 Narfuz Wed, 22 May 2013 02:02:47 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38671#p38671 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38671#p38671 Or something by Asimov? The Foundation Series?

... We should probably change this thread title to 'June book club nominations' at this point.]]> KingCrazyGenius Wed, 22 May 2013 00:10:20 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38670#p38670 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38670#p38670 KingCrazyGenius Tue, 21 May 2013 23:21:50 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38669#p38669 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38669#p38669 Flak Tue, 21 May 2013 18:30:47 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38668#p38668 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38668#p38668 Alar Tue, 21 May 2013 08:15:57 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38667#p38667 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38667#p38667 ]]> KingCrazyGenius Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:04 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38666#p38666 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=38666#p38666
The Loli: Origins

Have you ever had a dream? Maybe you wanted to be an astronaut, or a paleontologist, or a musician. What were you willing to achieve that dream? Reading lots of books? Putting up with the ridicule of your peers, perhaps? Putting in long hours at the office? But what are such paltry things as that? Time? We all have time. Time to spend, to waste, to burn. A true dream does more than take up your time. It consumes you. It wrings you dry. It drives you through the furnace, destroying all that you once thought you were, until only the dream remains, like the purest of gold. One does not achieve a dream. One becomes it.

Once, a young man had such a dream. His name was Alar, and he dreamed of lolis.

To say he merely had a lolita complex would do a cruel disservice to both he and the complex itself. While an accurate assessment, it also fell so short of the reality that to say it and nothing else would be an egregious affront to truth, like saying Thomas Edison actually invented things. Oh yes, Alar’s obsession with the little girl went far beyond anything so base and demented as coveting them. He wanted so much more than to simply have one, or even several. He wanted every aspect of them, body, mind, and soul. He sought transcendance, absolution from the cruel fate he had been stricken with. It was not enough to get the little girl, for his dream of dreams was to become her.

Let it be known, now and forever, that everything Alar had ever done was in pursuit of this most hallowed ambition; to become the little girl, the platonic ideal, the utter reality. He is not merely a lolicon, but a lolita awaiting her glorious rebirth, a caterpillar sleeping gently within a cocoon of beautiful dresses and ribbons and hair accessories.

Once there was a time when Alar thought the dream could be contained. He attempted to sate his thirst with the Japanese animes. And though they were glorious to behold, it was not enough. It could never be enough. He went deeper, excluding all but the most beautiful of little girls from his sight, basking only in their presence. But this too was a sham, a deep insult to the true dream.

The dream burned him, and many painful nights were spent sobbing, aching for tears that would not come. It was not enough. It could not be enough. So Alar learned his lesson of these wretched failures, and began to become the dream. He shunned his former company, letting the bridges burn where they may. He continued to watch the Japanese animes, but no longer attempted to find sustenance in them; now he sought knowledge. With the infinite potential of the human mind, he captured every aspect of the lolita within the web of neurons housed within his skull. Their behaviors, their choices, every aspect of their lives was archived with an alacrity that would shock even the most senior wiki admins. In mere days, he learned all there was to learn, and no knowledge of the little girl was lost on him.

Yet there was a fatal flaw in his knowledge, one he was all too aware of. For all he knew of the little girl, the knowledge was exclusive to the little girls of the Japanese animes, and elegant as they were, they had a shockingly low realness attribute, which could only spell doom for Alar. But he was prepared for this eventuality.

Donning a disguise of a well known public citizen, and then the regalia of the little girl, he sought real little girls to study. Some he merely observed from a distance, unwilling to intrude on their natural habits. Others he interacted with, to learn their habits more directly. Unfortunately, he was forced to study some within the confines of his own fabulous lair, but aside from the mental distress of being kidnapped by a man in a sailor school girl outfit, they were ultimately unharmed.

Alar knew his studies could not last, for the public citizen he chose to disguise himself as was none other than Flak, and indeed it did not take long for Flak to track him down and defeat him through the most infantile of attacks. Perhaps a pre-dream Alar could have survived such a pathetic assault, but he was already on his way, and the first thing to change was his robust manly resistance to that of a sensitive little girl’s, thus rendering him vulnerable to even the weakest of attacks.

But he was not done. Soon after his defeat and capture, he escaped his weak prison and made his next move. Having studied both the Japanese anime little girl and the real little girl, it was now time to immerse himself even further into all that is the little girl. This meant fashion.

To this end, Alar, still fully decked out in little girl swag, invaded a shopping mall and stole all of the little girl mannequins. Squirreling them away in a secret lair underneath a water fountain, he consumed the outfits they wore one by one, piling the clothing free mannequins into a pile for him to soak in. By eating the fashion and then soaking in what remained, Alar hoped to accelerate both his internal and external transformation. Unfortunately, he was once again foiled by the ever vigilant and diligent Flak, who caught Alar at his weakest and then trapped him.

Yet this would not be the last time Alar and Flak crossed paths. During the great Battle of Berkeley, Alar joined forces with both Flak and the Clerk of the Night, creating the fabled Triple Technique: Strike Witches Office Dissertation, which was used to defeat Pepperos, a demon of tyranny and oppression. What neither Flak nor the Clerk of the Night realized, however, was that in accepting the aid of Alar, they had inadvertently fueled the final necessary step of his ascension.

The little girl is a curious phenomenon. So seemingly frail and helpless, yet possessed of a strength to battle the greatest evils. Innocent, yet almost seductive in her own strange way. These are but a few of the traits common to the little girl, but ultimately each is unique. It was this final attribute that Alar had always lacked, for his persona was naught but an amalgamation of every little girl he has encountered. Before this battle, he was merely a copy, albeit a particularly diverse and far reaching copy. Yet, in joining forces to defeat Pepperos, Alar had asserted his own particular flair, and made his own special mark upon the universe. The universe and the primal forces that govern it responded in kind, and the final piece fell into place.

What happened next is purely conjecture, but it is said that Alar seemed to vanish at that point, as though he were never there to begin with. Flak and the Clerk of the Night paid it no mind, for they had other things to consider, their own mythos to construct. Yes, Alar vanished, or at least the man once known as Alar vanished. At the same time, yet several years in the past, a baby girl was born to a loving pair of lesbian parents, for such is the way of fanons that a woman can sire an offspring, and Alar was all too familiar with all of the fanons.

The baby girl grew into a child, and she was beloved by all. Elegant and prone to every manner of quirkiness and delight, she was the ideal little girl, and won all of the contests. Yet she also possessed and alarming precociousness, learning the arts and sciences with impossible speed. Even the esoteric magics were not beyond her grasp, and she became a most formidable witch. empowered by her own absolute youth.

For this little girl would never grow old. Indeed, she would never grow up. Eternally youthful, her grace all but infinite, she amassed power and glory and beautiful dresses like none before her. Though many attempted to best her, all fell before her unconquerable might and adorable giggle. She was the little girl, in form and spirit, the very essence of all things the little girl. Others would come up with their own particular names for her: the Precocious Infinite, She of One Thousand Skirts, Wonderlocks, all these and more she added to her collection whilst her true name grew in length and power. Yet there was one in particular that appealed to her above the others, a name that did away with pretensions and cut the core of the matter.

The Lolita Primal. Today, however, few bother with this full title, and opt for something easier to spit out before dying: The Loli.

Some dreams are granted, and others are earned, but at least one dreamed forced itself to being. And soon she will have her revenge upon Flak.]]> KingCrazyGenius Mon, 20 May 2013 21:16:23 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=38665#p38665 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=38665#p38665
So far it's a lot like the last time I was a clerk of the night. A whole lot of nothing. Hopefully another six and a half hours of nothing.]]> KingCrazyGenius Mon, 20 May 2013 21:12:41 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=38664#p38664 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=38664#p38664 KingCrazyGenius Mon, 20 May 2013 21:11:44 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38663#p38663 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38663#p38663
Took a second for my brain to accept that it was a freight train, though, because MOTHERFUCKING AMTRAK BITCHES ALL ABOARD ALL DAY ERRY DAY!!!]]> KingCrazyGenius Mon, 20 May 2013 21:06:10 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38662#p38662 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38662#p38662 http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/why- ... -creepier/]]> Flak Mon, 20 May 2013 11:12:36 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38661#p38661 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38661#p38661 ]]> Alar Mon, 20 May 2013 11:00:26 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38660#p38660 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38660#p38660 ]]> Flak Mon, 20 May 2013 10:24:41 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38659#p38659 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38659#p38659 Alar Mon, 20 May 2013 00:43:57 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38658#p38658 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=38658#p38658 Alar Mon, 20 May 2013 00:42:46 -0500 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=38657#p38657 http://dotq.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=38657#p38657