May 16The Unbearable Flak of Being

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E/n: Flak here. Just dug this up from archives predating the Great Deletion.


Once upon a time, though not so long ago, and actually so very recent that it may very well be happening at this very moment, there lived a young man named Flak. Flak was once asked to appear on an episode of Star Trek as a guest star, but arrived only to discover that the show had been cancelled for decades. He still scratches his head about it.

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Apr 16Clerk of the Night – Origins

Entry #3 in the second Dreams of the Quill Writing Challenge. Bridging the gap between The Amazing Adventures of Flak and Night Switch.

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Apr 16Occupy Flak Street

Entry #1 in the second Dreams of the Quill Writing Challenge.

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Sep 9Flak and the Friendly Mormons

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Once, approximately here, there was this guy Flak. Being an asexual teenage boy, obviously Flak did not lead the most normal of lives, or have the most normal of friends. There was nothing unusual about his high school, though. There, every day, he spent at least seven hours, toiling uselessly in its prison-like buildings.

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Sep 9The Return of Flak vs. The Loli

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Once upon a time, though not so long ago, and actually so very recent that it may very well be happening at this very moment, there lived a young man named Flak. Flak watches sequals before the originals so he knows right away whether the main character dies in the first one. This keeps him sane.

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Sep 9Flak and the Clerk of the Night

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Once upon a time, though not so long ago, and actually so very recent that it may very well be happening at this very moment, there lived a young man named Flak. What most people do not realize is that Flak is the 223rd richest man alive, and regularly slaps people with tremendous wads of cash. This is why he has no friends.

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