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1/12/09 Night Switch 07.10

By Flak | Comments: 4

Recap, as per popular demand. Next chapter will be new stuff.


It is highly recommended that you actually read the chapters summarized below, especially if you have yet to read them. If you only vaguely recall some past events, you might do well to reread parts. Good luck!

01.01 – Joe wakes up.
01.02 – Joe leaves his office.
01.03 – Jason is hired by DHS LAW1.
01.04 – Jason celebrates his employment in an IRC channel.
01.05 – Marin is bored.

02.01 – Joe trolls the anime blog Meow Meow Anim.
02.02 – Jason is code name: M1A0.
02.03 – Marin sees El on craigslist.
02.04 – Marin buys El from Dorito George.
02.05 – Joe sends an e-mail to Marin.
02.06 – Jason can’t know why he’s spying on Richmond.
02.07 – Marin e-mails Joe about talking dogs.
02.08 – Marin wants to destroy the government.
02.09 – Joe is angered by his boss.
02.10 – Bitches don’t know ’bout Jason’s internet celebrity status.
02.11 – Jason is actually spying on Berkeley.
02.12 – Joe is exhausted.
02.13 – Marin is a terrorist. Maybe.
02.14 – Marin summons a demon.
02.15 – So I herd Jason liek demons.
02.16 – Joe finds Dorito George’s website.
02.17 – The idiots are after Joe.

03.01 – Marin is the chemo that is curing /world/.
03.02 – Jason knows Marin isn’t a typical Berkeleyan.
03.03 – Joe spends some quality time with Tetris.
03.04 – The quest for the Angel Stones begins.
03.05 – The talking dog Dax afraids the government.
03.06 – It’s not like Jason chose his code name, or anything.
03.07 – Marin’s gotta train her magic.
03.08 – Joe eats breakfast.
03.09 – Church is closed.
03.10 – Jason needs to appear at a hearing in Berkeley City Hall.
03.11 – Marin dreams of revenge.
03.12 – Jason enters the gauntlet.
03.13 – There’s a protest at Berkeley City Hall.
03.14 – Marin despises protestors.
03.15 – Joe sees pics of Marin at protest on Dorito George’s site.
03.16 – Joe calls Marin and Marin calls Joe.

4.1.08 – Jason is vanned. [April Fool's Joke Installment]

03.17 – Dax geasses a couple cops.
03.18 – Jason borrows Marin’s cellphone.
03.19 – LAW3 arrests Marin.

04.01 – Dorito George tells Joe that Marin has been arrested.
04.02 – It’s a conspiracy.
04.03 – Joe hires Dorito George.
04.04 – Jason quits LAW1.
04.05 – Jason breaks into Marin’s apartment.
04.06 – Joe gets a promotion.

05.01 – Jason acquires El and the lights go out.

06.01 – Jason meets Dax.
06.02 – Joe meets his new coworkers.
06.03 – JP plays Galactic Civilizations II.
06.04 – Joe is customer support.
06.05 – Ms. Harris is drunk.
06.06 – Joe puts Ms. Harris on a train.
06.07 – Joe is pestered by his coworkers.
06.08 – Dorito George tells Joe that the lights are out.
06.09 – Marin wakes up on a beach, a captive.
06.10 – Marin’s captors are smugglers.
06.11 – Jason accepts that El is God.
06.12 – Guy Fawkes is legion.
06.13 – Marin and the smugglers board the Seaking.
06.14 – Dax briefs Jason on Doctor Garch and Code X.

07.01 – Jason has no magic desu.
07.02 – 7-4 is a painfully boring spectator sport.
07.03 – Dorito George calls Jason.
07.04 – Frog apprehends Jason and accompanies him to Pizza Hut.
07.05 – Dax, Frog, Jason, and Dorito George meet each other.
07.06 – Marin begins planning her revolution.
07.07 – Gitmo is gone and Marin’s on the run.
07.08 – Dax is LAW4.
07.09 – Dax appropriates LAW1 and LAW3.


NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and addresses are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and have no relation to any actual persons, organizations, or locales.

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  1. For maximal pingback whorage, make each line a link to the relevant chapter. If wordpress rocks hard, each chapter will then have a convenient one-sentence summary at the bottom for those directed to it from this post, but not inclined to expend the effort of reading the whole chapter.

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    spambot — 1/12/09 @ 1:14 pm | #Link |

  2. … except that said lazy users will have already read the summaries here?

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    Flak — 1/13/09 @ 3:11 pm | #Link |

  3. This was… awesome, maybe? I’m not sure what to say.

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    Alar — 1/13/09 @ 3:20 pm | #Link |

  4. @Alar: It was awesome. BELIEVE IT!

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    Flak — 1/14/09 @ 8:57 pm | #Link |

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