The Amazing Adventures of Flak Comic 02

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Here’s the second ever Amazing Adventure of Flak comic, illustrating the second canon Amazing Adventure of Flak.


Story: KingCrazyGenius
Minor Edits: Flak
Art: Flak

Once upon a time, though not so long ago, and actually so very recent that it may very well be happening at this very moment, there lived a young man named Flak. Flak used to drink orange soda with disturbing consistancy. One night he drank so much that his urine ended up flooding a good chunk of New Orleans. Flak never drank orange soda again.

Flak and the Duk Hunt

Gueststarring GheoFabulousDuk and a myriad of clones

One day Flak was travelling the puerile expanses of Europe with his father…

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…and perhaps some other family members (I never pay attention enough to know).

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During a bus trip from Germany to France,

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the bus broke down due to the natural inferiority that is the Romanian Automobile Industry.

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Realizing that the bus would take several years to fix, Flak decided to wander off on his own while the others waited for a new bus to come.

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Wandering into the open fields of what was probably Monaco or some equally tiny nation, Flak soon encountered a laughing anthropomorphic dog whom was firing wildly into the sky.

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Inquiring as to what the dog was doing and how the dog had come into existance, the dog simply replied that he was Duk hunting.

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**I move away from the tablet to breathe in
Flak looked at the sky, and discovered that there was indeed a Duk flying above.

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Needing something to do while he waited for the bus, Flak asked if he too could Duk hunt.

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The dog lent Flak his gun and gave him his blessings, and then hid in the bushes.

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Immediately Flak began firing with the precision that only video games can grant.

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He felled many a Duk, each of which the dog gleefully collected for him.

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Soon, however, Flak encountered a Duk that evaded the gunfire much better than his brothers, and Flak took many tries to kill it.

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It became clear to Flak that each Duk was learning from the previous, and soon Flak was unable to shoot any at all!

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This prompted much laughter from the dog…

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… whom Flak then shot in murderous rage with his heat vision.

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Later that night Flak and his father and whoever else was with him dined on many a Duk, and gave the rest to charity.

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Thus, world hunger was averted.
As for the dog, he is thoroughly dead.

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"The Amazing Adventures of Flak Comic 02" was posted by on Sunday, February 10th 2008. This post is categorized Art and tagged , , , .

6 thoughts on “The Amazing Adventures of Flak Comic 02

  1. Oh, it might not be. I was just trying to depict a duck, and when I think ducks, I think flying mudkips. So yeah.
     
    Also, a cookie to anyone who can catch every reference in the comic.

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